Yesterday this cute, harmless little fellow...
...threw a bottle of nail polish at my computer
and did THIS to my iMac.
Does "murderous rage" resonate with anyone? Because I felt it. I was homicidal.
My first instinct was to toss him out the window.
My second instinct was to put him on the side of the road in a cardboard box marked "free."
Next came the overwhelming instinct to drown my pain by guzzling a bottle of vodka. Which is a non-existent item in my LDS household, so no luck there. (I prefer to self-medicate with chocolate or carbs.)
I settled for curling into the fetal position & bawling my eyes out.
And yes, I am currently blogging on this cracked screen at this very moment. I feel like I'm looking at the gateway to "Inception," or maybe staring at a visual representation of the fractal theory. Not good for the psyche at 2:17am.
I'm quite positive looking at this screen had something to do with the Sunday nap dream I had of all my teeth cracking and falling out.
7 comments:
oh no...
If it makes you feel any better-
As soon as Brian buys a house- My husband is walking in the door & peeing, I'm puking on the furniture.
It will feel so good.
OH , so sorry about your MAC..
OHH NOOO!!! Oh, this makes me so sick and so sad for you! I don't think MAC covers nail polish.
I can't believe the screen still works! That dream is too funny. I have dreams quite often that my teeth are falling out.
I just read Patsy comment. HAHA! That is what every mom and dad should do to their kids house! Ha! That is hilarious! Plus, I'm taking a permanent marker to all of the doors and walls.
Sorry
I don't know who Patsy is, but her comment is priceless. Really priceless.
I am so sorry to hear about the sins of the toddler. You didn't deserve that. And to a MAC? Isn't that like injuring a God?
Loves from Rody----
Oh dear. This would bring out the Mommy Dearest in anyone!
Is he too young to understand how much things like this cost? No more fruit snacks for him!
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