Unstoppable Me.







Monday, March 14, 2011

Farewell, old friend.

 Yesterday this cute, harmless little fellow...

  


...threw a bottle of nail polish at my computer
and did THIS to my iMac. 

(the same boy who did THIS and killed my iPhone a few months ago.) 


Does "murderous rage" resonate with anyone? Because I felt it. I was homicidal. 


My first instinct was to toss him out the window. 

My second instinct was to put him on the side of the road in a cardboard box marked "free." 

Next came the overwhelming instinct to drown my pain by guzzling a bottle of vodka. Which is a non-existent item in my LDS household, so no luck there. (I prefer to self-medicate with chocolate or carbs.)

I settled for curling into the fetal position & bawling my eyes out.

And yes, I am currently blogging on this cracked screen at this very moment. I feel like I'm looking at the gateway to "Inception," or maybe staring at a visual representation of the fractal theory. Not good for the psyche at 2:17am. 

I'm quite positive looking at this screen had something to do with the Sunday nap dream I had of all my teeth cracking and falling out. 


7 comments:

patsy said...

oh no...
If it makes you feel any better-

As soon as Brian buys a house- My husband is walking in the door & peeing, I'm puking on the furniture.

It will feel so good.

donna said...

OH , so sorry about your MAC..

Melinda said...

OHH NOOO!!! Oh, this makes me so sick and so sad for you! I don't think MAC covers nail polish.

I can't believe the screen still works! That dream is too funny. I have dreams quite often that my teeth are falling out.

I just read Patsy comment. HAHA! That is what every mom and dad should do to their kids house! Ha! That is hilarious! Plus, I'm taking a permanent marker to all of the doors and walls.

janna said...

Sorry

Jody and Dave Lindsay said...

I don't know who Patsy is, but her comment is priceless. Really priceless.

I am so sorry to hear about the sins of the toddler. You didn't deserve that. And to a MAC? Isn't that like injuring a God?

Loves from Rody----

michelle said...

Oh dear. This would bring out the Mommy Dearest in anyone!

Jill said...

Is he too young to understand how much things like this cost? No more fruit snacks for him!

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